What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

This isn't going to, hurt.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I don't like religions.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Lose lips shimk ships.

But this is not

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Deuteronomy 17

I like God is love and lives within you.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Maybe leave out

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

You shall not bear false witness.

Your going to be alright just relax

Innocent before proven guilty

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Bible.. Hm.?

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?